Fri 13 JUL
CREPE SUZIE SENTINEL
MOUNTAIN
MEN EAT THEIR WAY TO NEW RECORD
It
all started when Ka CHEENA came up the trail to Base Camp with a replacement
sleeping bag for Firebug Hater’s civilization trading post. Partly to help morale and partly out of the
goodness of his black heart, Lingo let loose with his ultra secret private
formula for Mountain Crepe Suzies with Home Made Preserves! Casting up a cloud
of sulfur smoke, Beard Jaw plunged in to the billows with arms and brains
flailing, emerging a quarter hour later with a dripping pot of popping good.
This he ladled out on the griddle to produce an almost never ending production
line of Suzies for the circular chow line…trotting between the fire and the
table with 4 quarts of his last Fall’s peaches, 1 jar of his peach butter, and
1 jar of his Strumberry Jam. The orgy
began calmly enough. Apparently, besides shovel-fulls of cinnamon and sugar, he
also adds a shot of Novocain or opium or home brew because soon the wide-eyed
giggling effects began to spread thru the whole clan. Buckskin got that glassy-eyed
look on his mug, and with a silly grin, couldn’t stop asking for “More! More!
More!!!” Even the staff of The Daily Mountain Man, furiously laboring over
their whirling presses, even they paid graft to hire slaves to keep bringing
them loads of Suzies smothered with the jarred goodies. The eating feast kept up for a solid hour. And here is the official tally, toted up on
the outdoor green-board exactly as listed by our Statistician, Panther Track:
Grand
Slam total: 92 Sewer-cover-Sized Suzies! (Urp!)Firebug – 8 | Quiet Deer - 3 |
Panther Track – 4 | Possum - 3 |
Buck Skin – 17 | Profeser - 7 |
Silver Striek – 7 | Squrral – 6 |
Burning Sands - 3 | Falcan – 5 |
Muscal Back – 4 | Iron Jaw - 3 |
Lingo - 3 | Dead Wood – 17 |
Ka-CHEE-na – 1 |
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ESS – ARE
In
an America
educated by its Advertising Industry to consume immediately Stimulus and
delayed Response is a lesson learned by fewer and fewer and needed by
most. It is very important as a Teaching
Mechanism; as a Learning Process. For Instance, Food. At home, the Stimulus is child hunger. The
Response is mother preparing and giving food. If the mother feeds the child
right away, the child accepts the food without thought and no character
development takes place. However in
Camp, when the child has to prepare his own food, he appreciates its
preparation more, especially afte a long hike.
On the other hand, if the Response is stretched out over too long a
period of time – as in Europe
during the War, or in Forced Survival Hike with no food – the Spirit may be
broken or warped. A person’s character is best developed when the Response-Reward
is delayed almost to the breaking point before getting that reward. This type
of stretching of the self forces growth of character, does not break the sprit,
and matures the child.
S-- >R
Little or no character growth.
S--------------- X X X X ----- > Spirit Broken
S------------- > R Solid Character Development!
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YELLOW
WINGED SPARROW eggs finally hatched in the Medicine Lodge!! Falcon first to
discover the babies, therefore he is Papa (with Mama Bird’s approval.) One more egg out of the three to go. Buckskin
and Panther Track to be camp
Zoologists .
- 30 –
Firebug
– 8 |
Quiet
Deer - 3
|
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