Eloquent Orator's Clan - 23 JUL 62


Mon 23 Jul 62
N O A H ‘ S   A R K   T R I B U N E

SECOND ADVENTURE-TRAILS GROUP LAUGHING COYOTE MT
   Morning dawned --- somewhere else.   Not here.  We were socked in with jug weather. Still, smiling faced poked thru the pea soup fog.  One by one, they tumbled into base Camp from the Socrates Trail, with Beard Jaw ramrodding them with his truck in 4 wheel drive.  Fortunately, the weather held its cork until all tucker and gear was stowed in Fort Jim Bridger and the Rabbit Hutch and Kremlin Lean-tos. Then the deluge came.   In between cloudbursts we managed to throw our one-to-a-man steaks on the fire, char them up a bit, and with a boiled potatoe and a mason jar of hot tea, we huddled under our various roofs chawing and early supper.  Singing was going on all over the mountainside; a few fires were struggling to stay alive; wisecracks and horse laughs echoed thru the trees. Everyone crawled in to meditate the drumming-splatter of water while licking the last bit of finger greast or sipping the last of the ea.  Seems like we got the biblical 40-days & 40-nights all in one evening. But we survived. Morale high.
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Denver Exodus
   Not Realizing that these “…few light clouds on the horizon…” were soon to become a near national tragedy, everyone gathered at Sears Roebuck, packed in all gear and m en, fought off the parents of the smoggy city to the land of pure angel air. Half way out, White Belt screamed, “I forgot my beloved canteen!  I absolutely cannot live two whole weeks in the wilde without my beloved, battered, leaky canteen!” At 40 M.P.H. we shifted into reverse and returned. Slight problem, tho.  No one home at White Belt’s house.  And no key. Slight solution, tho.  Couple of professional house-breakers and safe-crackers in the crowd.  Got canteen. (Made them put back Silverware, however.)  Climbed elevation and entered cloud country losing only the normal number of hats, packs and bodies en route. 
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Shivering Tall Timber Hammett came in from Chicago. Cityboy Craig Larimer came up from the Springs.

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Somehow or other, managed to squeeze in the basic first-day lecture, discussion and laboratory course on granite hole construction and use.
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More lousey Japanese camping material showing up stamped “US Army”.  Noticed “US” and not “U.S.” Mt Men preparing to take this case before the United Nations.
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INSPIRATION POEM
As the wind blows throu the trees
The deer all stop and frees
And the bear runs with feer
For they all know that FLYING KNIFE is near
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OLD MOUNTAIN MEN NEVER DIE…They just normally smell that way.
John Coulter
Jackson Hole
First attack of altitude sickness: White Belt. Suspect that somebody spiked his whiskey with water in revenge for that canteen episode.
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In Mt-Man measurements, the sun is 7,854,988,443,000 finger distances from the earth.

Mama Yellow-Wing Sparrow has given up her grieving and has left the nest. 

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